Lester: Hi, I’m Lester Stone. Many consider me an expert on rocks, like Bakken shale. Yes, it’s edible.

Lester: I look for natural goodness in dolomites, siltstone, and calcareous sandstone.

Lester: That’s why I start every day with a hearty bowl of Bakken Bites.

Lester: This is a wholesome cereal made from interbedded shales and morsels of calcareous sandstone.

Lester: Of course I don’t really eat rocks, but our bits do.

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